(I didn't want to have sex because...)

(It belongs to marriage.)

(..I smelled bad. And besides, dancing was more fun)

(It would have led to a psychic collapse.)

(...when the girl suggested it in the late hours, I knew that the night would have continued long and I would have missed the next morning's Sweden-Nigeria football match from tv.)

(I had some really good reason to mope and "punish" my wife with my sexual reluctance. I think the mopeing lasted barely half an hour.)

(I had watched sex for 30 hours a week on TV)

(because the stars were not in the right position.)

(I was tired)